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In fact, Zeus and Mnemosyne had three lesser known sons

their nine beautiful sisters would frolic and play
but the boys were busy logging everyday

So many stories about big brother Paul
the sad fact is he was the least fun at all

Paul was quite famous for his big ox
but Buck and Ray had awesome cocks.

the brothers dreamed not of fame or money
but with the thoughts of sweet junction honey.

bending over sweet maidens whenever they could
they forever changed the meaning of “to get wood”

Ray liked the skinny ones so he could spin them ’round
but Buck thought the juicy ones were more fun to pound.

then came a redheaded librarian who  not choose
with two stiff cocks how could one loose?

could not decide whether to knock with Ray or ravage Buck
she waned both! one in her mouth while the other to fuck